vogonic art music

Vogonic Art Music

for soprano and percussion

“Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering misconception

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t!”